me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]

friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]

me: what the fuck i dont have time for this




okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Hahaha I love these. Reblog with a story.

(Source: best-of-memes, via nymphybear)